poor davos tbh because stannis is always saying shit like “and how would YOU serve me…” and “i could have your tongue for that” and davos always has some saucy little comeback that essentially amounts to “i would suck you silly any day my lord” and every single time stannis is like “ok well anyways back to the war effort” . like at that point i would just give up but no even after 17 years davos is still expecting someday that hes just going to be like “my lord of the rainwood… come get this” im sorry but stannis would rather doom himself to endless nightmares than even briefly consider not being repressed anymore. its not gonna happen davos. still one must respect his readiness for the possibility
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